wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
Just spent a lovely few days with a guy with hair...
gettin’ all smug over here haha
queendread: I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel. Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there...
This was a photo that Felice Fawn posed on...
the-villain-in-training: copequinn: and she uploaded that saying “breakfast ^_^” … Yes this is exactly what I feel like and that’s the reason I don’t want to post selfie pics of myself I have had far more than enough in real life thanks
scyko: phantomroxy: dude chrome is frickin brutal
egbuns: OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE IMAGE HEAVY UNDER CUT Read More
domainofchaos: no-faces-face: humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful. i kahging so hrd righ tnow THIS EXPLAINS THE SIMS PERFECTLY
angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
zackisontumblr: i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls
May the Fourth be with you.– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
a-sexy-cat: vvebkinz: sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now I’m so sleepy of your shit
glacierism: **wears all black in 100+ degree weather**
What women don't want: 'Morning big boobs' -... →
Telegraph Wonder Women’s weekly team-up with The Everyday Sexism Project reveals 10 women’s different experiences throughout the last seven days. Here are 10 accounts by women of all different ages from across the UK that happened in the last week: “I was followed around today during my run by a guy on a bike who rated different parts of my body.” “Man addressing a room I was in: “When I say...